If you follow me on facebook, you may have noticed.
We've been at war.
Well, not real war, but facebook war. It all started when a certain someone saw that I was signed in to facebook. Ladies, never leave your facebook open and unattended. Bad bad things can happen. It came down to this...
He posts on my page (pretending to be me): "Oh how I love how the wind blows my hair. Aren't I so pretty?"
My mind went haywire. What if someone thinks I'm conceded, stuck up, self-centered? Surely no one that saw that actually believed I would write that? Then, my mind drifted to all the people I am friends with but only virtually. Well, they don't really know me. What if they thought bad of me? What if they said, "man, she's not exactly whatI thought?"
Oh how the list rattled on because of the accidental hijacking of my wall.
I threatened war. The sleep-with-one-eye-open-crazy-wife-gone-wild kind.
Then, today, I saw it. A blinking cursor...at an unattended computer. So, I seized my payback with:
"Man, do I look good. Look, how good my #9 Dallas Cowboy jersey looks on my buff body."
And what happened?
Oh nothing but virtual fist bumps and "likes" from his little entourage of "peeps."
Gotta love or despise the differences between men and women!