Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Dear Santa,

Or do you prefer Kris Kringle? This year I would like a Gluten-Free pizza crust that rivals those Gluten-Free Betty Crocker chocolate chip cookies that I shouldn't have eaten. Maybe you could put in a good word for me to get a FREE year's supply of those somehow (wink wink). I would also like a Michael Kors watch (the black one), and some tall, brown (yes size 11) boots like my black ones. I will try not to blow the heels out on these like I did my last pair. I would also like a pre-recorded taping of my voice saying "Get in Bed!" so I don't have to lose my voice every night repeating myself to my children. Also, maybe you could send a cute little elf down ahead of time (kind of a practice run) to finish the cabinet that is still sitting on my porch. I would like it to be painted black and distressed ASAP ( before it rots from the damp air). I'm going for festive this year, not a resale shop! And if you have some time left, could you swing by Target and buy me some of those nifty little ornament storage boxes, so that when my husband throws the ornaments carelessly in the attic after Christmas, only a few will break this time!

Yours Truly,
Jessica Kirkland

P.S. I've been a good girl, so feel free to expedite my gifts.