Me: Okay (talking to Laci and Leyton), let's say our scripture. Ready.
Them: God ...
Me: God is...what?
Leyton: (In a very matter of fact tone)...clean!
Me: Did you say clean?
Leyton: No, I mean yeah! He's clean.
Me: I imagine He is quite clean. But, how about. God is...love. 1 John 4:8
Laci: Tell me a story!
Me: Okay, let's sing Zaccheus (so we all sing along).
Leyton: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
Laci: Okay, let's sing "Somewhere Out There" (she and I proceed in high-pitch off key unison)...
Us together: ..."Beneath the paaaalllleeee moonlight!"
Leyton: I SAID TO WAIT!!!!
Leyton: Because it is time to go to the vegetable.
Me: The what?
Leyton: (Very seriously). Mommy, we got to go to the vegetable at church where we will wear our costumes and get candy.
Me: Oohhh...the Fall Festival. Yes, we are going there Saturday!